yoga wisdom

James: "The bad news is the key to the universe does not exist. The good news is it was never locked."

at work

Me: Hello, Tria. How may I help you?

Caller: "Tria? Oh, I thought this was Britney Spears."

Me (Perplexed"No this is Tria."

Caller: Oh okay sorry.

Me: I swear to god that caller just asked for Britney Spears.

Mgr: You mean Rittenhouse Square.

Me: Oh maybe.